happyemil: The real kicker of this hurricane shit for me personally is that I ordered a dildo before I even knew there was a storm coming BUT WE LIVE IN ATLANTIS NOW AND THEY DON’T DELIVER MAIL HERE SO MY DICK PROB FLOATING DOWN A RIVER RN
tags: all sloppy and no joe,
from: https://tybaar.tumblr.com/post/164739753251