“Babe, broadcast your bimboness by

The game went like so: If a car came by before

Jack of all trades, master of none, but at

The best reason to grow your nails. 8===D——{

He loved making her tits dance, and the way

Mike loved comming home from business trips.

Peakaboo! 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Lisa was a bit dissapointed. She had spent

In-Flight Entertainment 8===D——{

Sophie is attracted to men who know how a

She would not have run away. She was far

They filmed all three hours, swapping the

She is not being punished. She is not being

Youthful Innocence 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Even though the men couldn’t see her,

Pro Tip: To really get your guy hot, perfect

Eddy, Greg’s Neighbour, would help

Passing the time till dinner is ready. 8===D——{

What a mess. Surely she’ll be severely

“Mark me as a slut!” “Baby,

The classic first date: Dinner, a movie and

“The Kennel”, as he called it,

She was as good as the website said she was.

Typos are a turnoff. 8===D——{

They assumed the men were paying for their

“What more could a man possibly want?”

One spurt: Mouth, eye, eyborw, eair, hair,

“Ask!”“Before!”“You!”“Swallow!”

Sack Sucking. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

“I really need an A, Mr. Davis”,

Pro Tip: It’s easy to sneak up behind

She was elated. The plan had worked! Her

The Sun Room, as William liked to call it,

“Wow, it came out great! This is definetly

“Wow, just like old times!” Christy

Pro Tip: Never get too attached to your lingerie…

Snack /snak/noun A small amount of food eaten

By tradition, if you get this room at a hotel,

As she rose out of the water, he couldn’t

She’d always say “Cum quick,

Suprise me. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto

I cannot even imagine where I would be today

The first time Alison missed her rent, her

Why is he holding her neck? (Reblog with

Her chin stings from his ball swings. 8===D——{

The lyrics to her theme song. 8===D——{

“Tell me who wrote it, or I’m

I miss the carefree summer beach days. 8===D——{

Expecting tonight to be the first real lesbian

Tom pounded on the door. It was 2AM and his

Below is an explanation of the PRNDL symbols

She thought she was simply dispensing lube,

Waiting is the hardest part. Oh, and cocks.

When camwhores meet Joseph Kosuth. 8===D——{

Drilling on a Sunday. 8===D——{

Support the troops! 8===D——{

The reach-around. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Forbidden fruit. 8===D——{ Wetiquette

Getting down to business. 8===D——{

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