marriedjock8: He’ll think he washed it all out. But later on, when he kisses his wife after work, she’ll ask what the crusty stuff in his beard is. He’ll get flustered and blame it on the cream filled long john he had on the way home, which isn’t

marriedjock8: He’ll think he washed it all out. But later on, when he kisses his wife after work, she’ll ask what the crusty stuff in his beard is. He’ll get flustered and blame it on the cream filled long john he had on the way home, which isn’t

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