DISNEYLAND! (at Disneyland)

This is the best selfie I’ve ever taken.

I’M ON A (paddle) BOAT!

I’m seriously in love with these puppies

My armpit looks like a double vag

#dontblink

They wouldn’t let us the movie theater

90’s party last night! #happybdayhallie

I don’t practice Santeria…

Oh, hello, Demarcus. @tweetsoutloud

#tbt to the time I had a lightsaber fight

This is Archimedes, @chadmander64’s

NSFW: Ok, Tuesday, let’s go.

I skipped the SuperBowl yesterday and watched

NSFW: Sportsball day! I’m representing

NSFW: Dalek Bath is always trying to get

My absolute favorite arcade game. #japanesepolice

#monday

Welcome to LA @jakehurwitz! #blowme #santeealley

#brunch #welcometoLA #5thcarafe #bottomlessmimosas

Fuckin dorks. #toocool

Retro game day! #trisystem #segagenesisaladdin

Saturday at @tsharp3d’s #wtfdoweplayfirst

NSFW: #livelongandlovepussy

Thanks again so much everyone & @XBIZ

#donefuckinaround

#fuckinaround #part3 paintings by @hollis_hart

#fuckinaround #part2 #bubblebutt

#fuckinaround #part1

Shooting Thought Nachos for @tnacho #futurebabes

NSFW: Getting ready for a pot luck tonight!

JUMP JUMP CRISS CROSS’LL MAKE YA (at

- @Stoya is a goddamn Disney princess. #beauty

Sexiest girl to ever wear a suit!

I definitely crashed @lily_cade’s photoshoot

#gayprom with @destructodisk @jakehurwitz

No, seriously, I love gingers. #ladiesroom

I finally met Penny Pax and I instantly fell

My ass got a lot of action this weekend.

Time travel has side effects… #bigyellowdick

Young Colonel Sanders has time traveled to

I lost . #doublekittens #gotinsomuchtroubleafterthis

#truelove with the birthday girl @destructodisk

#avn #wishmeluck (at hard rock hotel)

Hey Vegas, we’re here. #finally #madeit

Last day to vote for me! http://avnawards.avn.com/voting/category/5

Please excuse me while I go do some cartwheels

Tours of Pasadena with @tweetsoutloud come

NSFW: Only 2 days left to vote on AVN for

Check out this sexy pipe @juliavoth brought

Two Aprils, One Ramen (at Daikokuya)

#aprildate

I can’t even with this face sometimes

NSFW: Oh yeah I took my tits out at Laser

Uhhh ever heard of a Romanesco? No? Me neither…

Last night my incredibly talented friend

When you have the whole briefing room to

#shenanigans

Impromptu laser tag date!

Great fuckin night. #thankyallwhoparticipated

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