Your wife used special fertilizer and seeds, careful watering to nurture this cucumber that grew as thick as her wrist. And after nearly 20 minutes of shoving and twisting, a bottle of KY lube….there’s still nearly a third of its length still outside

Your wife used special fertilizer and seeds, careful watering to nurture this cucumber that grew as thick as her wrist. And after nearly 20 minutes of shoving and twisting, a bottle of KY lube….there’s still nearly a third of its length still outside

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