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No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE

Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing

Seriously, you need a caption for a picture

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Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped?

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they

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You don’t have a cluewhat I just said,

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Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think

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Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished

How DARE you say I love poochie more than

They’ve been teasing you since we came

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and

Good chores list darling.   For a start.

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CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the

Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in

Honey, remember that time you promised to

So many guys used to say they loved dating

I just realized – why aren’t

Say goodbye to playing with your balls, darling.

Remember!  If they get any idea we’re

Of course you can wear it when you go shopping

We are playing a game I made up… On his

Sure, I’ll uncross my arms. When I do you

The next 90 minutes are going to blow your

“wow, he really gave me some incredible

True; I’m teasing you and have no intention

I’m sorry honey … but you KNOW what happens

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