“I don’t care if you boast a

“Forget the lipstick-matching present–

“I’ll eat you out even though

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“I would go on three dates with you

“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint?

“I’d fight man-eating tigers

“I want to grow old, retire, and study

“I only pick up other guys because

“I would sniff your second hand smoke

“I’d like to fiddle with you

“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole

“I could definitely tell your body

“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother

“Nice measurements. How about letting

“Why should you choose me? Well, I

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“You may be on the side of the angels,

“When people call me a freak, they

“You are more indispensable than my

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves

“How do you feel about Hamish for a

“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce

“You are far more than a seven, therefore

“I would care if your life was at stake,

“I want to express my love for you

“I like your strong moral principle

“Forget outliving four people–

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead

“I’d wait for you even if you

“Forget using Anthea– I’d

“I have an app that can steal anything…

“I may not be your brother’s

“I didn’t need five minutes to

“Why do I need to know about the solar

“I’d wait for you even if you

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“I would ‘coordinate’ with

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr.

“I suggest we do that thing where two

“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans.

“I’m what people DO!”

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’”

“I like the ball that I brought to

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please,

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how

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“If you’re a hedgehog, can I

“When I told you to take my card, I

“The newspaper says that you’re

“I’d like to conduct a Study

“Honey, you should see me in a crown…

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your

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