BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
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To play ninja tag, you will need a play structure
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“You give me a 221boner.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock
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“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without
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“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather
“Are you Anderson? Because you make
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt
“You let my flatmate into your crime
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“Shall I prevent you from being able
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“I’m not haunted by your penis.
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
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“I may not be strictly speaking on
“I would ensure your husband’s
“I don’t know what you might
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient.
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t
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“If you broke into my flat for a tea
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I
“I’d let you investigate more
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t
“Would you still love me even if I
I am so down for this… I just have
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock
God dammit… First Moffat, and now
“You make me so happy, I spray painted
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s,
“Want to occupy a minor position in
“I would read your blog even if it
“How about we unbutton more than just
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“My coat isn’t the only thing
“You don’t have to be a murder
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull,
“I would disguise myself as a wounded
“Do you like Mexican food? Because
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim
“I’d let you hold my hand even
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“No matter what, your disguise is always
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“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and
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“I like your purple shirt. How’d
“I’d let Angelo put a candle
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“You light up my life like a Baskerville
“You can be right on my bins. And I
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