“Without you, I get so bored that I

“I would never put the doorbell in

“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence.

“Not sure about having chemistry with

teevolt: “Sherlock 221b” by BomDesignz is

More t-shirts now available! “I would

“Becoming a figment of my mind palace

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel

“I’d come to your parents’

“Forget faking my genius… Want

“I’d have another row with the

“The whole world is wet to my touch,

“I would never tell you to get out

“I’ll be your housekeeper…

“Those things’ll kill you…

“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock,

“I could never bear to argue with you,

“Knowing is owning, but that’s

Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s

“Appearing in my mind palace while

“I need condoms so big, people call

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“Are you London? Because I want to

“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime

Five more t-shirts now available! “Is

“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and

“The game is never over. I want to

Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.?

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt

“I bet I can make you come in less

“Even if you told me that the Western

“I don’t just do it doggy style–

“Let’s do a procedure where the

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock

“Forget Appledore… Make me your

“I don’t think we should wear

“You may have made my arm squishy,

“My cock is good for more than just

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising

“I’ve got some pictures for you

“Are you a complete flake who happens

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d

“Sherlock’s not the only one

“Undercover about my feelings for you?

Threesomes solve everything.

“I’d keep your chair even if

“You don’t need to YouTube to

“I’d love you even if you only

“Flicking isn’t the only thing

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling

“You be the potatoes and I’ll

“The shooting last week isn’t

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard…

“Come with me and your teapot collection

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal,

“Don’t worry, I’m no London

bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Tuesday?

Page previous Page next

Advertisments

Search