“You know how most days aren’t

“I always choose the right pill…

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd?

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the

“Take me up against the Reichenbach

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“The skull on the mantle isn’t

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“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave

“I would stop your cab just to welcome

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“We should go clubbing together. And

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“I would blow up your wall to get to

“I love a shaved pussy… and

“So, you say you’re on fire…

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans,

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“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your

“Do you like solving crimes? Because

“I don’t know about Sherlock,

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“I’m not a dragon for you to

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“Let’s get on your laptop and

“I want to be the first one you call

“I want to be your boyfriend more than

“You are a man, and good at it…

“I would date a sociopath just to make

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor,

“I know your friends don’t all

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll

“Lestrade will find his division before

“You don’t have to show me beheadings

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would

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